Master Oogway

Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory

When will you realize the more you take, the less you have

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.