Master Oogway

Quiet people have the loudest minds

Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.